I believe this is taking place to me once more. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are starting over. It's like a broken record. To be honest, I'm starting to feel like giving up.

• I really need to change my luck
• It must just be my imagination
• I deserve a break

Can You Imagine What Just Happened!

I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was dancing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

Can You Believe This?!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and randomly a herd of chickens came out under a bush. They were flying all over the place, and people were laughing. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

I Refuse to Believe What I See

It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utterdisbelief.

I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be real, right? It has to be a check here hallucination.

Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

This Is Unbelievable!

You guys won't believe what just took place. , I kid you not, I know I'm going to lose consciousness! The whole thing was just beyond belief.

• I can't even
• Like, for real
• I need to document this

I gotta go! You won't believewhat happens next!

I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It

Seriously, what I'm hearing is just unfathomable. I attempt to grasping it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

• Perhaps re-read what I've been told?